So this is what I'll have to put up with once I get my chi

Experts telling me all about their micro-chihuahua
Years ago I had a whippet, Tina, and even though she was a good inch above the breed standard folk STILL insisted on telling me (not asking!!!) that she was a 'baby greyhound'

One woman I seemed to see every day would even butt in when I was talking to someone else and inform the other person that Tina was a baby!!!! I got fed up one day and told her that, actually, Tina was a purebred whippet from some of the best English and Irish bloodlines and was even posher than our Queen herself
Don't know-alls just bug the hell out of you!