Priiiiiivate Pooper is actually sang like the Halleluiah Chorus
Priiiivate Poo per, Priiiivate Poo per
Stack em like a Troo per, like a suuu per poo per
Private Pooper, Private pooper, Private pooper, private pooper
Pr II vate Po ooo ooo per
We also have Rio she likes to Pee O to the tune of the Copacabana
Her name is Ri-O,
She likes to Pee-O
She would merengue and do the chi-chi (and yes I have a secluded yard so I do a little move there~ seeing this in print I guess I have to concur with the kids, I am officially whacked)
In the yard her tail will spin, potty train'ins sure to win
And we always sing Rio by Duran Duran ~ because all the animals have a musically inspired name. Saw someone here posted about their pup Clapton and I smiled.
We never call anyone in the family by their name we have little songs for everyone so I guess it's just "natural" for us to sing to the various critters.