We call Rio Private Pooper ~(I have a little song about it actually, but I won't go into it

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She backs it up to the fence does her business, she's like a profession logger in the fact that its same spot and they all go the same way & under no circumstances does she want you to see her backside when she is going ~ that's how she became Priiiiiiiiiivate Pooper.
I don't treat her with food after she goes, and while no one else in the fam appreciates my singing (cats love it) she really does ~ so that's her reward and I get to get the kids riled up by breaking into song over a dog going in the yard

Good Times