August 16th is National Tell A Joke Day. I will get it started, because that's the polite thing to do...after you read mine, anybody else's will definitely be funnier!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amaryllis.
Amaryllis who?
Amaryllistate agent - ya wanna buy a house?
Dadum CHA! Ok, not headlining in the Catskills any time soon. Next!
During break time at obedience school, two dogs were talking.
One said to the other..."The thing I hate about obedience school is you learn ALL this stuff you will never use in the real world."
National Tell A Joke Day
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