TOP TEN REASONS MY DOGS WON'T USE A COMPUTER
10. TOoop nii moo pa3wds........................... (too hard to type with paws)
9. "sit" and "stay" were hard enough............ "delete" and "save" are out of the question.
8. Saliva-coated floppy disk refuse to work
7. Three words.......... Carpal Paw Syndrome
6. Involuntary tail wagging is a dead giveaway he's browsing.....
5. Fire hydrant icon......simply frustrating
4. Can't help attacking the screen when he hears...... you've got mail
3. Too messy to mark every web site he visits
2. Fetch command not available on all platforms
1. Can't stick his head out of ........ Windows 7
Top ten reasons my dogs won't use a computer
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