OK... so I know this doesn't help you, but I have a really good superglue story for your reading pleasure.
When Hubby and I were at University studying music we had to perform a recital at the end of each year. Right before this, Matt,who as a classical guitarist needs long nails to play on his right hand, had broken a nail and I suggested he used a nail glue (basically superglue for nails).
As he was using the glue the tube splotched and to cut a long story short he glued 3 of his fingers to his thumb. bwahaha
He had to go to hospital to have them unglued and his recital had to be delayed for 3 months.

oops. but LOL!