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Old 10-15-2011, 11:33 PM
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Saw this on Facebook tonight and had to share it here


IF I DIDN'T HAVE MY DOGS OR CATS:
I could walk around the yard barefoot in safety
My house could be carpeted instead of tiled and laminated
All flat surfaces, clothing, furniture and cars would be free of hair
When the doorbell rings, it wouldn't sound like a kennel
When the doorbell rings, I could get to the door without wading through fuzzy bodies who got there before me
I could sit on the couch and bed the way I wanted without taking into consideration how much space several fur bodies would need to get comfortable.
I would have money and no guilt to go on a real vacation.
I would not be on a first-name basis with 6 veterinarians, as I put their yet unborn grandkids through college.
The most used words in my vocabulary would not be: out, sit, down, come, no, stay and leave it ALONE.
My house would not be cordoned off into zones with baby gates or barriers.
I would not talk 'baby talk'. 'Eat your din din'. 'Yummy yummy for the tummy'...
My house would not look like a day care center, toys everywhere.
My pockets would not contain things like poop bags, treats and an extra leash.
I would no longer have to spell the words B-A-L-L, W-A-L-K, T-R-E-A-T, O-U-T, G-O, R-I-D-E, C-O-O-K-I-E.
I would not have as many leaves INSIDE my house as outside.
I would not look strangely at people who think having ONE dog/cat ties them down too much
I'd look forward to spring and the rainy season instead of dreading 'mud' season.
I would not have to answer the question 'Why do you have so many animals?' from people who will never have the joy in their lives of knowing they are loved unconditionally by someone as close to an ANGEL as they will ever get.


How EMPTY my life would be!!!
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Old 10-15-2011, 11:55 PM
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Hysterical cartoon...Looks like my bed at night, except the cat won't join us...Just the 3 dogs until lights out...Gracie is the only one who sleeps with us.

Love the words, too...I can't imagine getting up every morning without all my little 'helpers'!
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Old 10-16-2011, 12:58 AM
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If you take away the guy and the cat and add 7 more dogs, that's my bed. lol I have a queen sized bed and I get three inches on the edge each night if they are generous. And I wouldn't have it any other way. Most of the stuff written fits with my family, too.
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Old 10-16-2011, 01:32 AM
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"My house would not be cordoned off into zones with baby gates or barriers."
LOL!
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Old 10-16-2011, 01:34 AM
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That is awesome !

" When the doorbell rings, it wouldn't sound like a kennel "

It's more like World War III when the doorbell rings here !





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Old 10-16-2011, 01:57 AM
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That is awesome !

" When the doorbell rings, it wouldn't sound like a kennel "

It's more like World War III when the doorbell rings here !





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This is so funny! I laughed at the baby talk one, I only noticed yesterday how much I baby talk to Daisy.."yum yum Daisy's going to have chick chick for din-dins" haha.
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Old 11-03-2011, 07:23 PM
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I love this!!! It's so true!! Esp the spelling things out! Heck I can't even spell out certain words anymore Shayley knows them!!! lol
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