Today was a bad day.. I pooped on the living room floor mom wasn't happy when she found it next to her school bag right before she left for school. But I'm funny after I pooped I hid under her bed because I knew I would be in trouble and when Dad left for work I was still hiding he didn't find me and then mom woke up to take me outside. I must have confused her because she kept saying "go poops" but I didn't have to go (I already went on the floor duh!). Then mom made me breakfast with CHICKEN and normally I'd get really excited but the guilt was getting to me I couldn't even eat and mom must have thought I was sick she kept talking to me all nice and petting me. She was trying to get me to eat.

Then.... she found it and I was hiding and I heard her gasp and say Who did that? (I knew she meant me there's no other pets here).

She cleaned it up before she left and brought in the loud smelly machine that cleans up stains and when she got home she cleaned the rest while I hid.. Then she came and picked me up and said "I love you but don't poop in the house its icky." Then I gave her a kiss and she said I wasn't going to be that easily forgiven but she didn't put me down.

I bet she will still let me sleep in her bed tonight she will probably just put up one of those gates so I can't go in the living room at night *rats*

Aww, how cute! Emma is a little stinker, huh? Isn't it funny how they know to hide when they do something bad! Here's a thought -- if you know it's bad, don't do it, right?? LOL

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Oh and don't forget, if you don't catch them in the act they don't know what they did. lol ya, right!

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A big thank you to the very talented Terri for my new siggy. They look great in purple.

lol I think she knew what she did...even today now that its a different day and the poops long been cleaned up and everything is back to normal she is still avoiding where she pooped she walks all the way around the coffee table to avoid it. But before we went to bed we put her in her pee tray and told her to go there.. Just a refresher and there were no accidents (we blocked the living room off though)...no accidents yet that I've found but normally she's really good that's the first time in the year that I have had her that she's pooped anywhere in the house normally she wont even use her tray she just holds it til she's outside

So today mom found out my secret.... I can walk in clothes!! She put my fall vest on to take me out and I walked all stiff legged until I saw that squirrel so on a technicality its the squirrel who ratted me out. But mom was happy that I could move so when she went to take my vest off when we came in the house I ran..

She says she might take me to school with her tomorrow.. I heard her talking to dad..about trying to minimize her two backpacks to one so she could take me in my carry bag *pfft that what she thinks I will be out of the bag and on her lap in noooo time at all*

I have to be good to go with her tomorrow I hope I can behave until I get there

P.S. I've taken a liking to Dad's pillow and I think it should be mine so at night when he's sleeping I start out on the edge of it and then try and push his big head off and it doesn't budge so I lie on his face... When he wakes up in the morning that pillow is MINE ..

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I went to school with mom yesterday. I was too excited I forgot to go poops in the morning before we left.. Mom put a jacket on me because she said it was cold. Good thing too-her car was freezing. Then we went to one her classes she let me out of my travel bag and let people hold me because there was no professor and not many people. Everyone was so nice to me but they kept saying ooooo look at her little nose ooooo look at her little tiny feet. I tried to look at my nose...it was still there.. I don't know what they are talking about. Same with my feet I was looking at them and they didn't look any different to me. Weirdo humans.

Then mom took me to a class that there was a teacher she hid me in a blanket and i kept passing gas so mom put me in my travel bag and under her feet. It's not my fault I had to go and I forgot in the morning. We didn't stay long we were only at the school 40 minutes mom just had to give something to the teacher lady. Then we left and on the way home mom kept saying pfft you stink well duh I had to go. But she was nice and took me out soon as we got home.. I think she knew from my stinkies!

And thennnnnnnn last night mom had a class and she left me with Dad and she told him take Emma out (thats me) and he didn't and when mom came home she asked dad if he took me out he said yes (LIAR) then mom found that I peed in my tray so she asked dad did you take her out before or after she peed in her tray *hehe he was busted* we watched movies while she was gone. I like mom better than dad mom talks to me dad just says move when I am making him uncomfortable. hehehe I love my life.

Today mom and I get to hang out because she doesn't work

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So this was a busy weekend... Saturday mom woke me up early and had me go outside for pees and then gobble down my breakfast. Then she got me in the car and she was telling me I was a really good girl and I was going to do fine.. But mom was acting strange, which worried me and made me feel funny. She took me to a park I thought this is what we were doing. Then she walked to a building and we stood outside of it.. a lady came out and started talking to us. I growled at her, moms shoes, poles and this big flower pot. The lady called over other people with dogs I jumped on mom's legs so she'd pick me up I don't like when dogs smell my butt it's mine they got one..if they want to sniff they can sniff their own.

We went inside to this room and mom had to fill out a bunch of stuff (hehe she kept whispering to me What is your vets last name) I don't think she could remember it because she never uses it she just calls him Ken.

After that this test thing started.. I growled at the other dogs when they smelled mom (she's mine and she was acting weird).

I had to wait my turn for each test part. After the first part was done mom was normal she didn't seem weird so I got more comfy with her again. The test was soooo long. By the end I was clawing at mom to take me home. I snapped at a big dog during my test and mom thought I failed she said to me "Least we tried, we know what we need to work on" I felt bad she seemed to really want me to pass.

When the lady called us in to the room to tell us whether we passed she said "Emma passed with flying colours" Mom asked if we needed to work on big dogs and the lady said no not really that that big dog was just excited and I am so little i was just trying to protect myself.

Then i got measured for my TPOC vest.

Then we went and saw grandma and tell her we passed. I got lots of treats from mom and her!

THENNNNNNNNNNN we went for thanksgiving that night this little girl bugged me all night long. Even mom was getting annoyed because i was grumpy and growled I was just tired nad wanted to sleep on mom but this little girl kept asking to hold me and her hands weren't big enough for me to fit in.

Sunday we went to moms mom's house and had more thanksgiving they have big dogs there.. One of them is scary mom doesn't let me go near her (i dont mind she's barky and bouncy) the other ones are afraid of me. I take over everything there.

Today mom and i just laid on the couch THANK GOD even dad left it was just me and her. The perfect day!

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Yah!! Congrats on passing!! How wonderful! Btw..I love Emma's journal so I hope you keep posting.

Ps. Go easy on my in the potty training department.

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