Hey Stitch!! Cooper here. My mom loves you; she says you're a very good little Chihuahua and you're one of her favorites.
She told me that you needed instructions on eating pig ears for when your new puppy comes. Are you in luck or what?! I actually have video giving instructions on handling pig ears that I did when I was a little puppy.
You can see them here (there are also written instructions - the video are just for a visual) on my website. I was really nice and found the files and uploaded them to my website just for you!! Here's the link!!
P.S. Everyone else is welcome to look too!!