Originally Posted by Rolo n Buttons
And the nasty vet-lady cutted my nailsies.
Huh! That's nuffink! You want to know what happened to me a couple of weeks ago? The lady I was living with took me and all my brothers and sisters to a huge man and he stuck needles in all of us. Then she took us home and then she cut my nails AND MADE THEM BLEED. And the very next day I was forced to leave my mummy and daddy and my brothers and sisters and come to live in this house where there are two hairy monsters and something called grass which I had never seen before.
And I have overheard these people I am being forced to live with saying that if something called a harness arrives today I will be going out with the two hairy monsters on 'a walk', whatever that is.