"My mama is mean. She keeps my balls put up cuz she says I pways with them too much and I never stop. So if I stares at my ball long enough, sometimes she will gets it down for me."
"mama! Gets my ball now! I gives you da stink eye!"
"She gots it down!! Now throw it mama! I'm waitin!"
"I hate hate hate down stay when she gots my ball. Roll it mama OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE!"
"Almost gots it!"
"YES! I gots it. My ball. I loves it." *squeak squeak*