Herrrooo Eberybody.. Mummy tooks me for a bid old walkies daytime coz her and Abidail habs to go to da hopsital coz Abidail had some big old testy on her bwain today.. Mummy says she's a bwave bwave girl (like me huh) and she dibs bery bery bery well.. shims a pwoud mumma!!
Anyways i gotz my mummy to film me on my walkies.. teehee.. you's see my tail ya? Tis really fwuffy now i whack you's all on da nose wib it tee hee.. And i runs awound off my leads yarrrr i hab funy!!
Mummy was chatting all da way frew it like a wally so ignores her i finx she is stoopid.
Now i's not alouds of ma lead in da woods coz theres some big wholes and mummy says i probable go down them (she be right) and deres rumous anober doggy got bits by a snake and dieded.. i did not knows dere was poisonous snakes in the Engerland.. so mummy says tis better safe dan sorry and no running into da butchies.
I's trot around in da woods ya ya its fun in allllllll da grass