I went to school with mom yesterday. I was too excited I forgot to go poops in the morning before we left.. Mom put a jacket on me because she said it was cold. Good thing too-her car was freezing. Then we went to one her classes she let me out of my travel bag and let people hold me because there was no professor and not many people. Everyone was so nice to me but they kept saying ooooo look at her little nose ooooo look at her little tiny feet. I tried to look at my nose...it was still there.. I don't know what they are talking about. Same with my feet I was looking at them and they didn't look any different to me. Weirdo humans.
Then mom took me to a class that there was a teacher she hid me in a blanket and i kept passing gas so mom put me in my travel bag and under her feet. It's not my fault I had to go and I forgot in the morning. We didn't stay long we were only at the school 40 minutes mom just had to give something to the teacher lady. Then we left and on the way home mom kept saying pfft you stink well duh I had to go. But she was nice and took me out soon as we got home.. I think she knew from my stinkies!
And thennnnnnnn last night mom had a class and she left me with Dad and she told him take Emma out (thats me) and he didn't and when mom came home she asked dad if he took me out he said yes (LIAR) then mom found that I peed in my tray so she asked dad did you take her out before or after she peed in her tray *hehe he was busted* we watched movies while she was gone. I like mom better than dad mom talks to me dad just says move when I am making him uncomfortable. hehehe I love my life.
Today mom and I get to hang out because she doesn't work