It's all about Me by Bailey Moore
Lets see....hmmm introduction....(sits comfortably)
Hello fellow mighty Chihuahuas and their people! I am Bailey or his Lordship as I am sometimes called.
Lets start with my first walk.
So it was Wednesday 20th January it was cold, wet, windy and my person insists that we go out, as “I need to get used to the English weather” poppycock I’m quite happy going to pee on the pads in the kitchen!
Anyways so my person Rachel chases me, then holds me to put my silly jumper on and then straps my harness on (talk about layers) puts me in the car and off we go. On the way there she’s babbling on about where we are going but all I understood was “treat when we get home”
As we get closer I got a little excited as, I saw another dog bounding in the grass and mud. I look to Rachel and she’s just as excited as me, then all of the sudden “BANG” I jumped and so did Rachel. I wont repeat what she said as I’m too little to say bad words but never the less BAD person BAD! Reassuring me that everything is ok, Rachel got out of the car only to find that her front tyre has completely burst. She then started to panic so (even though I needed a wee) I lovingly licked and nibbled her chin to tell her I am here we will be OK.
So as I am sitting there waiting for my first ever walk (freeeeedom) Rachel is franticly calling her mate Marcus to try get some help, I investigate this thing called a steering wheel?? It tastes good and is slightly chewy this is good! Mmmm!
After everything calmed down, I finally got to go outside and MAN IT was COLD. Regardless, I trotted down on to the grass for a wonder it was cold, wet and…. MUDDY YES so I rubbed my head in it a bit then my feet (I like mud) then Rach noticed and told me off (spoil sport!)
Long story short we were stuck in that car park for 4 hours waiting for these RAC people and when they finally did arrive…….I wagged my tail and looked all cute but No, No treats bloody people… Oh and by this stage I am HUNGRY too.
Finally at 7pm we got home I’m HUNGRY and Rachel’s faffing with her mate making their dinner. HEY DOWN HERE I’M HUNGRY TOO!! FEED ME!! Look into my eyes F…EE..D ME.
Overall I had a good day and by 8pm I’m knackered and with a full belly I curled up with Rach on the sofa and went to sleep. Bliss!