hi everyone it's dexter. i thinks my mommy went crazy one day because she keeps trying to get me to eats this weird gummy stuff in my bowl. i mean i dont get it...what am i supposed to do with something that doesn't smell?
feb 15: my first encounter
mom said it was something called cornish hens. what is a hen? jee...she really is acting weird she wont let me get anything else in the bowl. i sniffed it a couple times...and then walked away fter trying to cover it up with a napkin
today my mommy's mom cooked me the hen. mommy sure was mad when she got home from work...why though mom...? i thought you said you want me to eat good?
mommy tried giving me chicken wings. i mean i like chicken but...this really doesnt smell like it at all! she even tried putting a thing called garlic powder, but i'm not fooled, i'm one smart chi. i tried covering the chicken with the napkin as well..but the napkin wouldn't move, it was under my water bowl...so i tried using my nose to keep moving it so i dont have to look at this weird thing in front of me....oh mom when will you give up?
ps: i stole a peice of kibble that mom dropped by accident. i'm pretty swift!
mommy tried giving me cow peices...really gummy cow peices...is there such a thing? mom pls i'm never in my life going to eat this stuff. mom was upset like nonever i dropped down from the bed when i heard her getting loud on the phone with daddy
normal people morning time: around 12pm:
yet again mom tried sticking a bowl in my face full of the gummies...and then miracously i saw steam coming out of the heat box, oh i was so happy! i started smelling eggs, and meat...REAL meat! few minutes later mommy gave me my food. i ate it slowly...i had to enjoy my reward