Mom told me that Axle likes a bath. What is he thinking? Baths are a form of abuse. I never stink and my coat is always perfect Mom! I learned how to groom myself from Huly. There is no reason why I need a bath. You and daddy make fun of me by saying that B word and watching me shake. I am shaking because it give me chills down my spine just thinking of it. It is like you say nails on a chalkboard. I have no idea why any chi could possibly enjoy a bath.
Yes I am a diva but I do not need manicures and pedicures nor a bath. I am perfect just the way I am. If I do need any hygiene upgrades I can do it myself thank you and Axle if you are reading this SH donít tell my mommy that you like a bath she does not need to know other chis donís give bath guilt trips. Geez do I have to teach all of you!