aww I love Guinea Pigs - we used to have one when I was in high school when we lived in an apartment that had a no cats/dogs policy. He was the BEST. We had him potty trained and he would have full run of the apartment - anytime the fridge opened he would come running for his veggies. We even took him outside on a harness
"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader.
He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion."