Aww that doesn't sound niceI can knit some what, but 4 weeks ago I am trying to crochet. I crocheted Amberleah lou lou birthday crow for Monday. It is kind of funny but will work. I wish I could find someone around here to sit with me and teach me. They have a place I learned to knot but don't wan to go back because they are all so gossipy so bad. If one leaves they all start in on her so I know they do it with me to.
I would highly recommend YouTube,her name is Theresa,think you will find her under crochet geek,she explains things so well and her videos are really good