I just talked to my human, she said she's trying to post a picture that's the correct size. I said I'm small so my picture should be small too...she said it wasn't that simple. What do crazy humans know!!
And as for my name....well....it's Chihuahua (emphasis on the Chi, C. Wa when I'm feeling very glamorous). I used to belong to this other guy and he called me Paris, after Paris Hilton. My human was dating this other human you see, and she just thought that was a tacky name for me cause I'm so sweet. Instead of calling me Paris she just called me her Chihuahua dog. When they stopped dating my other bad human just dumped me at my new human's door. Lucky for me my new human is grand and just took me and in and called me her own. She immediately proclaimed me "Chihuahua" and the name just stuck!
