LOL...I know EXACTLY what you mean. I have a boy Chi and it is VERY hard to find boyish clothes for him, and if I do, they are usually doofy looking. Believe it or not, I bought a few shirts for him from Wal-Mart. They were cute and inexpensive, but umtimately I had to cut the sleeves off of them and turn them into muscle shirts because it looked like the sleeves were uncomfortable for him. He looks adorable in his little muscle shirts though. So, I would suggest Wal-Mart, Petco or Petsmart. Or, if you don't mind expensive clothes, dog boutiques might carry them. Good luck.