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Me and my boyfriend were just sitting watching tv and zola starts humping his teddy. So we think this is a bit funny and I said oh just leave him to it maybe he's a bit frustarted... so then we noticed that IT got SOOOOO big like I mean he was actually starting to stand on it with his foot, i.e it was longer than his whole leg and then we thought this is not even funny anymore... he was just standing there looking at it and not moving, he didnt know what to do and we thought it's not going back in. What are we going to do. So we called my bfs mum who lived across from us to see what she would say and she to was speechless, she said thats about 5 inchs. I have never seen anything like that in my life. Then it started to go away slowly and we were like thank god, thank god. I mean Im not a wee girl who is like ewww, if it may sound like that but I honestly thought it was goin to fall off and that something was wrong. I was so grossed out I couldnt even look. Thank god I didnt call my breeder like I was going to, Id have made a right ass outta myself. But seriously people 5 inchs??? I dont wanna get him nuetered but I never wanna see that again.
Our sides were splitting afterwards and none of us knew what to say :eek: I mean the vet said that chi's were known to be big but JESUS

Sorry If I have offended anyone by this post but I had to see if anyone else has had this before becuz I was so shocked. When I told my friend she was like yeah I saw him with it before... and we wwere like NO you didnt see what we saw for real. People would think we're exaggerating until you see it with your own eyes. GOD :eek:
 

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Zola, I'd like you to meet my friend and your new mentor, Ron Jeremy.

heheee.. I actually typed that without laughing. :lol:
 

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paint my world said:
so then we noticed that IT got SOOOOO big like I mean he was actually starting to stand on it with his foot, i.e it was longer than his whole leg and then we thought this is not even funny anymore...
Bosco is feeling VERY inadequate now! LOL!
 

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LMAO!!!!

OMG sorry, but this is funny! I knwo what you mean though...Gizmo has a wet twinkle doodle now after he humps his giraffe (yes the mystery piddle issue is now solved)....it happens at night...my husband thinks it's hilarious because it last a couple of seconds at a time and then he walks off still pumping...LOL...I call it the "OH YEAAAAA" dance....

Gizmo has a big errr.....twinkie....LOL...

Thank goodness my baby is going at the end of the month for his neutering, since I am not breeding him their is no need for all that... :wink:

As I type he humps....LMAO!!!! :lol:
 

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:shock: :shock: :lol: I am so glad I have not seen that much of my boys!! I have never seen Mr. Peepers' at all and I've only seen about a half an inch of Buster. I really don't like to see it at all. If that were Buster that did that I would just die. :lol: I'd throw him (not literally) in the kitchen until it went away. :lol:
 

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My mom told me about her boy pekenise, Fridley. Well, he was having some late night fun with his mate, pepper. It was 2am, and my mum woke up to some crying. Poor Fridley was screaming in pain cause his lipstick swelled up and it wouldn't go back in, so mom had to call vet at home in middle of night to ask vet how to help fridley. He said KY Jelly would do the trick to help it back in the hanger, and confine pepper to another room until Fridley was back in the hanger. My mom never thought she would have to help her dog get himself back in the hanger, and especially in middle of night.

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cocoasmama said:
My mom told me about her boy pekenise, Fridley. Well, he was having some late night fun with his mate, pepper. It was 2am, and my mum woke up to some crying. Poor Fridley was screaming in pain cause his lipstick swelled up and it wouldn't go back in, so mom had to call vet at home in middle of night to ask vet how to help fridley. He said KY Jelly would do the trick to help it back in the hanger, and confine pepper to another room until Fridley was back in the hanger. My mom never thought she would have to help her dog get himself back in the hanger, and especially in middle of night.

Jennie cocoasmama
That is hilarious! :lol: :lol:
 

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Vicky - I'm glad I saw your post before Tico starts humping his <<fill in object here>> (and I think he's pretty close to the same age as Zola)! 5"?!
and think of telling the store checker that looks at you like "going to get some tonight, huh?" the KY is for your dog! eeak! :shock:
 

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ROFL! my mr. beefy is pretty big too, luckily he's not much of a humper, but he likes to walk around with it just hanging out sometimes, i think mostly to gross me out (i can't help but say "eeeewwww beefy, whats wrong with you???" when he does it, and the attention only encourages him, lol).
this reminds me of this baby chi my husband and i saw in petsmart with its owner afew months ago... the little guy must have only been about 3 or 4 months old, just a tiny little thing, and the owner had it sitting in the child seat of a shopping cart, my husband immeadiately reached out to pet him saying "oh my goodenss lisa, look how..." before he could finish and say "cute" the little man was humping his hand, so instead of cute he ended with "fiesty". the owner was so embarrassed they turned bright red, and it was all i could do not to fall in the floor laughing. even just re-telling the story i can't help but laugh.
 

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lisa_1018 said:
ROFL! my mr. beefy is pretty big too, luckily he's not much of a humper, but he likes to walk around with it just hanging out sometimes, i think mostly to gross me out (i can't help but say "eeeewwww beefy, whats wrong with you???" when he does it, and the attention only encourages him, lol).
You named the dog "Mr. Beefy"... that's just asking for him to walk around with his stuff hanging down to the floor. LOL
 

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Dang it... I forgot to mention... I have NEVER seen Cooper's red rocket. My boy's not a perv like Zola... he'd much rather romance the ladies by getting them drunk down at the local pub first. :D
 

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cocoasmama said:
My mom told me about her boy pekenise, Fridley. Well, he was having some late night fun with his mate, pepper. It was 2am, and my mum woke up to some crying. Poor Fridley was screaming in pain cause his lipstick swelled up and it wouldn't go back in, so mom had to call vet at home in middle of night to ask vet how to help fridley. He said KY Jelly would do the trick to help it back in the hanger, and confine pepper to another room until Fridley was back in the hanger. My mom never thought she would have to help her dog get himself back in the hanger, and especially in middle of night.
on the real world Flordia, they had a male puppy and his thang thang woulnd't go back in so they put sugar on it ,to make it go back in.

Moka's stuff is always out but not like that. it just comes out sometimes. i've never seen him humpthings like you guys talk a bout and he's 9 months already.
 

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Deanos thing is constantly out like all the time but not to the full extent lol - he never humps teddys or anything but he has tried to hump and arm once - but yes I have seen deanos full thing - lol - and for a small boy he is NOT a small boy lol. He's not neutured either. :roll:
 
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