I know it's not funny... but it really is. :lol: :lol:
First, I hope you've recovered from your sugery and are doing well.
I don't know about the poop in the bed thing, although my sister's cat does it to her almost nightly. I will tell you that my maternal grandmother didn't really like our chi, Poco, when I was a kid and she came to stay with us for a few weeks one summer. Poco wasn't very fond of her either... mostly because she expected him to behave (he was an unruly chi) and he spent his time making her angry and running from her when she'd chase him with a broom.
One night, we were getting ready for dinner and Grandmom came down the stairs, holding her 2" heel (expensive & Italian) in her hand. She took it to my father and said "Look what your d*mn dog did to my shoe!!"
Seems Poco had decided to pee in Grandmom's shoe... he didn't spill a drop on the carpet, either.
Dad looked at my grandmother and said "Mrs. Martin, I've always heard that old expression 'he doesn't have enough sense to poor p-iss out of a boot'... but you're the first one that ever demonstrated it for me."
I know this doesn't help you much... but at least you get the comfort of knowing it could be a lot worse. LOL
First, I hope you've recovered from your sugery and are doing well.
I don't know about the poop in the bed thing, although my sister's cat does it to her almost nightly. I will tell you that my maternal grandmother didn't really like our chi, Poco, when I was a kid and she came to stay with us for a few weeks one summer. Poco wasn't very fond of her either... mostly because she expected him to behave (he was an unruly chi) and he spent his time making her angry and running from her when she'd chase him with a broom.
One night, we were getting ready for dinner and Grandmom came down the stairs, holding her 2" heel (expensive & Italian) in her hand. She took it to my father and said "Look what your d*mn dog did to my shoe!!"
Seems Poco had decided to pee in Grandmom's shoe... he didn't spill a drop on the carpet, either.
Dad looked at my grandmother and said "Mrs. Martin, I've always heard that old expression 'he doesn't have enough sense to poor p-iss out of a boot'... but you're the first one that ever demonstrated it for me."
I know this doesn't help you much... but at least you get the comfort of knowing it could be a lot worse. LOL