[Cooper]

Geezus criminy.

If I actually see anyone buying those things at any time in any location, I'm going to slap them upside the head and ask them what they are thinking.

Then I'll slap them upside the head again for being stupid.

 

[Cooper]

Jamoka... I would probably buy one too, just to see it.

Maybe I'd have to ask the person I saw buying it if they were getting it for their dog or for their curiosity.