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Don't know if this was posted before...but Merry Xmas to all the doggies, big and small, cats, hamsters, birds, turtles, horses, et al...and of course their owners ! ;)

T'was the night before Christmas
And all through the house,
The Chihuahuas were stirring,
Showing every tooth in their mouths.

They growled and they snarled
As they paced the floor.
They guarded the chimney,
The windows, and doors.

They heard a stranger,
But they showed no fear...
They won't let no fat guy
Get in while THEY'RE here!

When down the chimney
Ol' Santa did slide,
They bit his ankles,
His butt, and his thighs.

They ripped the seams
Right out of his suit,
And back up the chimney
Santa did scoot.

They pranced around proudly
With a smile on each face.
They'd protected their human.
Their kingdom was safe.

They peed on their papers,
And curled up in their beds,
While visions of ankles
Danced in their heads.

And as Santa departed
From the rooftop that night,
I heard him exclaim
As he flew out of sight...

DAMN CHIHUAHUAS ! !
 

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LOL! That's great!! I've never seen it before. Thanks for posting it, Alan! :)
 
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