These are just a few of the things in the last few days that made me realize I am a dog lover. Note, this is not a joke, though it is pretty funny if you stop and think about it. So I am a dog Lover. Are You?
*You find a dog hair in your coffee, pick it out and drink it anyway.
*You buy 4 different brands of dog food for your pooch, and cook him a hamburger when he won't eat any of them.
*You know your vet's number offhand, but not your husband's cell phone
*You call your friends and actually spent a few minutes discussing the size and consistency of your dog's last bowel movement.
*You accidentally refer to your kid's pediatrician as "the vet."
*You spend more time grooming your dog then yourself. And more money on grooming products.
*You accidentally call your child by the dog's name
*You consider pet hair and drool a fashion accessory. Who needs earrings?
*You call your babysitter and ask how the dog is behaving.
*You've considered claiming your dog on IRS returns.
*You have a digital thermometer with "DOG" written in permanent marker.
*You have your vet's number on speed dial, right above your mother's.
**You count your dog in your nightly prayers and blessings and kiss him goodnight, wishing him sweet dreams.
Love, Stacy
*You find a dog hair in your coffee, pick it out and drink it anyway.
*You buy 4 different brands of dog food for your pooch, and cook him a hamburger when he won't eat any of them.
*You know your vet's number offhand, but not your husband's cell phone
*You call your friends and actually spent a few minutes discussing the size and consistency of your dog's last bowel movement.
*You accidentally refer to your kid's pediatrician as "the vet."
*You spend more time grooming your dog then yourself. And more money on grooming products.
*You accidentally call your child by the dog's name
*You consider pet hair and drool a fashion accessory. Who needs earrings?
*You call your babysitter and ask how the dog is behaving.
*You've considered claiming your dog on IRS returns.
*You have a digital thermometer with "DOG" written in permanent marker.
*You have your vet's number on speed dial, right above your mother's.
**You count your dog in your nightly prayers and blessings and kiss him goodnight, wishing him sweet dreams.
Love, Stacy